OUTSTANDING PRICK OF THE YEAR AWARDS I
We are a few days behind the NDTV and CNN-IBN schedules guys… Please bear with us…. But the list of winners of the OUTSTANDING GOAN PRICK OF THE YEAR awards will be published here over the next three days… Relax guys… have a read…Here's the first lot...OUTSTANDING PRICK OF THE YEAR (POLITICS)
Grooming: For a tailor, Goa’s tourism minister Mickky Pacheco sure cuts his clothes real close. In fact at times, it is difficult to see where the taut clothes end and Mickky’s epidermis begins. The sort of clothes Mickky tends to don, the phrase ‘hair standing on its end’ is ruled out. There is simply no head-space for his bodyhair. They could learn a lesson or two in ‘dissent’ from Dr Oscar Rebello.
Although we did for a moment consider Churchill Alemao’s belly-in-Vailankini. feet-in-Salcete rendition of the timeless safari for the OUTSTANDING PRICK OF THE YEAR AWARD (POLITICS – GROOMING), but our vote swung in favour of Mickky Pacheco after we saw this photo on the BBC along with his interview. Any minister who has the nerve to grant an interview to the BBC, while wearing his loin-cloth on his head as a bandana, sure has gumption to carry off any style.
Loyalty: Guess it wouldn’t be wrong to say that six time chief minister Pratapsing
Rane’s son Vishwajeet has taken to politics like a duck to water or should we say like a sow to slime or perhaps a termite to wood or even maybe like gonorrhoea to a truck driver. All this while we thought that Vishwajeet would be an apt candidate for a different sort of a grooming award. But then his actions in the recent past have helped him qualify for the OUTSTANDING PRICK OF THE YEAR AWARDS (POLITICS – Loyalty). His ‘homecoming’ (homecoming as in his re-affirmation of his support to the Congress) after all those dalliances he and his father played with the Congress mothership is stuff legends are made of. This feat makes him the rightful winner of the ‘LOYALTY’ category for after Vishwajeet, Babush and gang screwed Goa for a week, Vishajeet finally ‘came’ Home.
Foresight: We had a wee bit of competition for this category too. Churchill’s 
mighty gamble of resigning as a Lok Sabha MP and going mofussil king-maker was a close one again.
But the eventual winner in this category, but it looks like mine-owner Anil Salgaonkar has a fine layer of foresight impressed on his contact lenses. This man saw a storm brewing on the horizon, when everyone could only see the tip of a ship-mast. And since then, what hasn’t this man done to ensure that he doesn’t foot the bill for towing away the M V River Princess from the shores of Candolim? The crumbling ship managed to stay afloat while governments which tried to salvage it, crumbled. Anil Salgaonkar is also the first scion of the leading rapacious mining firms in the state to successfully make jump from the mining ‘Pit’ to legislative ‘Well’.
Plumbing ‘new depths’ it would appear is second nature to both miners and political breed.
posted by Pen Pricks at
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8 Comments:
Giys keep up the good work! Please provide us (aam Admi) with the telephone numbers (contact info) of these winners so that we can sing praises to these suckers.
Thanks.
Prick for mickey is apt. He's also a virile bull, not only for bullfights but with young lasses. There however he undresses.
Vishwajeet is injurious to Goa's health.
Salgaonkar is digging our graves.
Eagerly awaiting the rest of your awards.
Great fun!
Hey anonymous no 2 will you be kind enough to enlighten us on your remark: Mickey is also a virile bull with young lasses. Please give examples to substantiate your remark.
Anon 2: Vishwajit too is similar to Micky. But he has a preference to goan catholic lasses( Atleast up until his election, funds were used from karapur agro for this)... Ravi Naik, Sardinha about 2 decades ago.
Think the only way to rid that ugly princess off candolim is to kidnap the bum and demand removal of his ship as ransom. Salgaocar does not care for your respitory system and for the water stored in the hills. He just cares for the money.
Anon 2: Vishwajit too is similar to Micky. But he has a preference to goan catholic lasses( Atleast up until his election, funds were used from karapur agro for this)... Ravi Naik, Sardinha about 2 decades ago.
Think the only way to rid that ugly princess off candolim is to kidnap the bum and demand removal of his ship as ransom. Salgaocar does not care for your respitory system and for the water stored in the hills. He just cares for the money.
Did anybody read this hollower in the toilet paper? Highlighter in all Capitals
Traffic out of gear for six hours as tanker overturns in Canacona
NT News Service
Canacona, Jan 31 Traffic on the Canacona sector of the national highway-17 was thrown out of gear for nearly six hours today morning after a tanker overturned at Khalawadem, Canacona causing hardship to the general public, especially students who travel daily to Margao.
According to the Canacona police, the tanker carrying aviation fuel overturned at around 5 a.m. blocking the NH. The road was cleared only after the tanker was removed at around 12.30 p.m.
Long tailbacks of the vehicles on either sides of the NH-17 inconvenienced the daily commuters like office-goers, students and others.
The road where the tanker overturned is narrow and in bad shape.
The Canacona police informed that fire tenders from Margao, and Canacona were called in and kept stand-by so as to avoid any untoward incident. The tanker had highly inflammable fuel in it and had overturned in the proximity of a village.
THE TRAFFIC POLICEMEN SMOOTHENED THE VEHICULAR TRAFFIC WHEN THE TANKER WAS BEING REMOVED FROM THE ROAD.
Anguished and inconvenienced by frequent road accidents, Canacona citizens demanded widening of the NH-17 from Balli to Polem in Canacona taluka.
This gem is from Herald
How does a pipeline BREAKDOWN? Is it a car papa!! And when was not a precious natural resource??
BY HERALD REPORTER
MARGAO, JAN 31 — Some of the eateries shut their shop in the Commercial Capital on Thursday, while women made beeline at drinking water wells as the Selaulim pipeline breakdown made water a precious and much-sought after commodity in South Goa.
A number of hotels and restaurants remained closed for the day for want of water. Hotel owners contended that it’s difficult to run business without water supply.
On the city outskirts, one saw womenfolk waiting in queues near public wells to fetch a bucket-full of water, while private water tankers made hay with water shortage hitting the Commercial Capital and the Port Town of Vasco.
Though the PWD claimed on Wednesday that the damaged pipeline would be replaced in the wee hours of Thursday, the low-lying topography of the breakdown site made matters difficult for men and machinery working round-the-clock to put the damaged pipeline in place.
A total of four water pumps were deployed at the site to pump out water as the low-lying site was waterlogged. It was only in the morning that work of replacing the pipeline was completed, while the welding work was stretched till Thursday noon.
PWD Executive Engineer, S R Paranjapee told Herald that despite all odds, the officials, staff and workers succeeded in replacing the pipeline and expressed confidence that water would reach Margao city late this evening.
He, however, said residents of the Port Town of Vasco would receive water only in the wee hours of Friday.
From Anon No 2.
Substantiation:
Probe the texas oil money Mick inherited. He really dug and struck a deep hole.
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