HMMM... THIS BABY'S HORNY AT BIRTH!!!

Hi guys... So the TOI has launched on the auspicious occasion of Akshay tritiya. You guys have anything to say about the first issue? Do write back...
This here is a mail on goajourno by Miguel Braganza in his inimitable style.
PP

Dears,

It has delivered. Bennett, Coleman and family has a new addition. The baby is appropriately named the "GoaGoa, it's good to be here." Over the days and weeks and years, we hope we can say the same about the Times of India! Edition". The front page Edit reads "Good morning

It is good to see the familiar bylines in yet another newspaper: Sanjay Bannerjee,Paul Fernandes,Joaquim Fernandes, Preetu Nair, Andrew Pereira, and others. Caju feni loving Goans like Cecil Pinto now can have the company of Govind Kamat Maad.

It has SEX in Goan schools on the front page in an article that begins provocatively with "Go for sex..." and, like any Government scheme, ends up rather uninterestingly with ".... education in schools, say parents." Right next to it is the story of the "CBI probe in Scarlett case".

My surname is on the TOI agenda, but in the other gender. The story about "Sr Braganza" tells one not of Senhor Braganza [as my friend Floriano would insist] but of Sister Karuna Mary Braganza. Nothing pro-Goan or anti-Goan about her. I do not know if she is even a Goan with a name like Karuna [meaning compassion] and a Padma Shree to boot!

Good morning. It is nice to have TOI here.

Mog asundi.

Miguel