THE NAHVIND CRIMES -- WHEN SHIT USED TO SELL
We picked this post from another media blog... The post passes on Juan Antonio Giner's 'surefire recipe to kill a newspaper' which he revealed at the World Association of Newspapers summit. Read it carefully guys and give it a thought... doesn't it remind you about The Navhind Times... Every ingredient points out to the same kind of shit that the TNT was dishing out to its readers until the TOI came in...
Here are the elements, the recipe is made up of...
1. be dull and boring
2. change slowly
3. print yesterday’s news
4. don’t take risks
5. expect different results by doing things the same way
6. insult your readers
7. lie to advertisers
8. please politicians
9. cover buildings not people
10. don’t interact with audience
11. print badly
12. print poor colour
13. write long
14. don’t care about design
15. don’t care about talent
16. don’t sack bad managers
17. pay badly
18. don’t innovate
19. milk the cash cow
20. expect miracles
Here are the elements, the recipe is made up of...
1. be dull and boring
2. change slowly
3. print yesterday’s news
4. don’t take risks
5. expect different results by doing things the same way
6. insult your readers
7. lie to advertisers
8. please politicians
9. cover buildings not people
10. don’t interact with audience
11. print badly
12. print poor colour
13. write long
14. don’t care about design
15. don’t care about talent
16. don’t sack bad managers
17. pay badly
18. don’t innovate
19. milk the cash cow
20. expect miracles
posted by Pen Pricks at
01:31
8 Comments:
Remember, today, Navhind Times has the highest rating as far as benefits go for its staff on the journalist wage board. Average bonus is calculated at Rs 2,000 per month.
either way before pointing out other's mistakes check your spelling of 'Nahvind Times' on post.
What more can you expect in a 'DEN' where Molesters(Arun Sinha and Vaman Naik), PR agents(Ramnath N Pai Raikar) and Abdul Rauf Beig( a charlatan) rule the roost?
CHORON KI BARAAT, aur kya?
To Anon at 08 June 2008 13:32
It appears as though this comment is written by a 'WHITE SKINNED PR AGENT in TNT' masquerading as a Principal Correspondent.
AKALMAND ko ishaara kaafi hai!
TNT is far better than TOI you idiot. TOI means nude photos
Read todays TNT, the death of 5 workers. It is blamed on rain and weather. No mention of Devashree, the DEMPO real estate company or its irresponsible behaviour in not providing proper accomodation to the workers. TNT stincks.
'stinks'
To Anon at 08 June 2008 13:32
Join TNT as a PRO. Now that TOI is here, the Newspaper(toilet paper) you can Trust(Discard) solely needs one.
To Anon at 08 June 2008 13:32
Join TNT as a PRO. Now that TOI is here, the Newspaper(toilet paper) you can Trust(Discard) solely needs one.
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