Sunday 14 September 2008

MEET THE TWO HOGS, WHO SIMPLY LOVE THIS BLOG

Hi, don't think you guys know it, but this blog receives an average of 15 comments on a normal day. When we run stories, the number of comments run in multiples of the number. Unfortunately we can reproduce only some of these comments. We have to delete several of these comments, because they contain extremely creative slander and such fantastic claims which we are unable to either verify nor substantiate.
But we really intend to thank the guys who send these kind of comments to us. They are our readers too u know. They have every right to write back to us. We owe them a favour because they are a section of our readership, who keep this blog alive. But then we don't like keeping favours. What we've decided to do, is return these favours every now and then, from here on. Its so unfair that these potent glands which juice up such original and more often than not, fictional bullshit, should remain unsung.
We take this opportunity to thank one such prolific commentator on our blog, whose comments more often than not we cannot feature our blog because of the vulgar content and wild-goose-chase-leads they are indicative of. Thank you Peter.
Oh.... you guys don't know Peter is? He's the guy who 'pans' for psychedelic gold once the rave party season gets going. Peter's comments on the goings on in newspapers (he comments most on folks in Gomantak times... we really do not know why, do you guys know?) are as vulgar as they come. We tried to verify some of his comments, but there's not much you can pan through.
But more often than not Peter's comments on Derek, Ashley, Thapa the top-heavy tits of the Gomantak Times are so raunchy, that the writer should actually consider contributing some pages for the re-invented hardcore Mills and Boons series. Raunchiness apart, Peter has this obsession about how Derek's spouse has been illegally running a school. We are mentioning it here, so that we can also put it on record, that we have tried to verify the story, but there doesn't seem to be any truth in it.

Here's a latest sample of Peter's chicanery, a comment we received from him....

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "COMING UP SOON...":
Is NESHWIN ALMEIDA related to DERRICK ALMEIDA? Looks like a family affair with the Almeida family being part of the Sakal Parivar. Mrs Almeida has a problem with her school and Derrick is blackmailing the education minister on his qualifications.

Wonder what's Peter's grouse against these hoity-toits in Goa's least selling English language newspaper. But then Peter has also been threatening to spill the beans about some babes called Alpana and Dominica too? Do you guys know them? We've no clue!!! But it does look like our friend Peter has too many beans to spill. He'd better sack them up for the coming winter.
Here's the comment he sent to us a while back.

Respected staff of GT,

Let me put it this way….. in GT, guys work for peanuts and wait for the big bosses of Sakaal in pune to give you guys some nuts during festival season. Let’s face it…. Many of you guys claimed that you got other offers but still stuck to the lowest circulated newspaper in Goa. Your scores “last grade”…. That’s where you stand. And when you speak about others…know something….. Talk according to your own grade and standards…. Yes, Preetu was approached by network 18 but she refused and so was ahwa by NDTV… and rumors are that Andrew will be moving with HT… Now compare the difference Ashley was jobless…. Derrick gave him a job….so he got to lick that a**e. open your eyes my friend…… see the light…poor thapa…he travels all the way from vasco and back…why??? GT is the worlds number one newspaper….how is the rains thapa….use some good rain coat may be you will not catch any cold…hedge that’s a free bug…. Pops up at most of the press conference to see what’s on offer…. Mmmm did I forget someone…. Derrick…god father of himself….. needs to put on more balls and stop riding on Sujoy’s back….Mr. Gupta changed the way how GT worked… now is all down the drain…. More to come about….Dominica and Alpana
please publish this.... thanks PP

But don't let us discourage you Peter, but you must try harder. You must keep sending more stuff to us. You never know, one day, you might just come up with an honest comment. And please, please for the sake of love do not write a comment and then respond to it yourself immediately, like you have been doing, so often. Give it some delay. The time counter in the comments section gives away the game away. Wait just wait a while, ok.
There's another reader we really wanna talk to you about.
Again, we don't know him. But we know this is him. Its this guy called Lionel. Not Rithcie, this is a very bitchy Lionel we are talking about... This guy seems to be the king of megalomania. In the last 3 to 4 months we've got at least 40 to 50 comments from one source which say this time and again, 'Great job Lionel!', 'What a blog Lionel', 'Great going Lionel'... The commentator obviously wants to ensure that the readers feel that this guy, Lionel or whoever he is, runs this blog.
This is a very Lionel modus operandi. The guy who's commenting is Lionel himself. We cant say for sure, but Lionel's probably some guy, who's sleepwalked most of his career and now wants to appropriate credit for this anonymously run blog.
Poor chap, mid career andropause does this to you. Does any one of you know this Lionel guy? If you know any cure for this kind of an andropause, do give this guy a call. Do that for us will you chaps?
There's several more jokers who love to have fun in the way these two do. But we love these two the most, because of the regularity with which these guys do it. We'll run this series on and off... In the meantime keep having fun you two.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice piece
-----ALMEIDA

15 September 2008 at 03:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad to know that Peter is doing some writing after all. That he got caught only goes to show that in some cases, there's is no difference between a graduate and a VII std drop out.

15 September 2008 at 16:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you not heard of the Indian Menopause Society run at an all-India level. A sister body-the Indian Andropause Society -is run in tandem. You could refer your reader to these eminent gynaecologists. They are into a lot of social work, and would perhaps treat him free, PP..

15 September 2008 at 21:03  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waiting desparately for ur next post btw u read the Gomantak on 16th Sept.????Some piece about sexual harrasement....

16 September 2008 at 19:45  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do check out the front page article "Luizinho takes a jibe at Churchill" that appeared on GT dated 16 September written by Julio D'Silva.
The bye-line article sounds very interesting. Do read the entire article about a former CM who broke his 'tapsya' for a journo in an "EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW" about his opposition to the Fatrade playground, especially the last two paras from a senior scribe who once upon a time was the "CHIEF REPORTER" of the HERALD.
Now making his come-back to the field after a short unsucessful stint in politics with a saffron outfit.
EX-BJP Parrikar worshipper.

18 September 2008 at 17:44  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this blog receives an average of 15 comments on a normal day. When we run stories, the number of comments run in multiples of the number

pricks u r wrong?

What if all the 15 comments are send by the same guy?
What if the comments u published is not written by the persons name you have mentioned?

U have got to wrong… you have been taken for a ride Mr. Prick….indeed you are a prick

Publish this now…ahahah big joke Mr. prick

19 September 2008 at 15:46  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wroof...wroof...

lion-el here

19 September 2008 at 15:56  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey alpana and domnica didnt understand y their name mentioned
they threaten to take u to court
lol

19 September 2008 at 23:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

woof...woof

20 September 2008 at 14:59  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

which court....food court..

PP. ps. check the time of all these comments... same guy....

20 September 2008 at 15:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did someone on these comments say there's not difference between a VII standard pass and a graduate?
How true!!!
Check the annon comment of 19 September 2008 15:46.
Moron....PP said 15 comments.... not 'commentators'. So what if all 15 comments are sent by the same guy? They are still are 15 comments!!
And, BTW....Pricks call themselves pricks...so don't bother saying "You indeed are pricks".

22 September 2008 at 01:01  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY PETER LOST HIS STAND
U NO WHAT I MEAN
HE HAS VANISHED
GUESS HIS BUSY IN HE DRUG TRADE
OR HAS HE GONE FOR LIPOSUCTION

7 October 2008 at 21:18  

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