LOOK AT US BUGGER... NOT HIM, HE'S ONLY A WINNER

This is what happens when you own a newspaper. You want to be on it. Each opportunity you get. Giving away keys, lighting lamps, molesting kids (no you dont get your mugshot on it then, cause you leave it behind at the police station) giving away vouchers, giving away cheques. Look at this here. Some bloke has won a bike and look at the amount of heads the photographer Dinesh Sakhalkar has managed to squeeze in. Seven including the winner. Who are the familiar faces here? The bald patch reaching out the most is the deputy general manager Navhind Times Vijay Kalangutkar (chances are he has bulldozed a sub editor into publishing this one). The one on his right with the moustache with the spectacles is the general manager Navhind Times Pramod Revankar. And by the looks of it, the guy on the extreme left... The guy with the black shirt and the extremely threatened look on his face looks like the winner. He's merely won, but the others need the need the warmth of camera's flash-gun.