PRESENCE OF A DUMBASS ON HERALD DESK

You know sometimes subs in the Herald are so weird. Why is a slug fitted in the middle of a story? So that it grabs the attention of the reader and lures him/her to the story. Needless to say, the catchier the slug, the more chances of the reader coming to that particular story. But look at this one… PRESENCE OF BOAT IN RIVER SAL? What’s this man? Can anyone be more elementary that this? Very very ordinary Mr Sub. Very very ordinary...