CONGRESS 'I'SORE

The guy on the left wearing the exotic blue shirt is the honourable Congress MLA from Calangute, Agnelo Fernandes. The guy really looks the kind who will go out of his way to help you doesn't he? Look at his eyes... Isn't there an honest sheen on them? Don't they tell you the story? His eyes are sore red from serving people in his constituency, nahin? Your eyes don't go red just like that. Check yours in the mirror dear reader. Are your eyes red too? NO?!?! They go red when you go on serving people for hours on end... you know that? Have you also noticed that both his eyes are swollen? Wonder how you rise in the mornings looking like this? It happens to me when I have a drink too many and dig into meat too often. My face puffs up and eyes go so damn red as if i've poured kokum in them. But Agnelo, we're sure he's done nothing of that sort. We're sure he'd just worked hard for all those poor constituents of his in Calangute. So you guys will vote for him again won't you? (BTW guys the photo was clicked by Raj Tilak Naik outside the Goa assembly on the day of the floor test)